So I'm in Madison..

On East Wash cause I just got done with visiting my cousin & nephew & decided ok, I'm gonna check out East Wash before I go home & see what the hypes about..I'm in a silver Pontiac.. Oh and two black guys just pulled up next to me when I was getting gas in what appeared to be a child molester van asking me if I wanted to ride with them.. Said they had candy.. So yeah. Interesing time. LoL going to check out your pawn America now so I know where you fucks sit when I come up next

Oh yeah, should have warned you that Thursdays are rape night on the wash. I'm heading out in my van in a few and see if I can bag a small one for a change before they're all gone.

lmfao ^

Check out slumberland right next door since that's where we have been stopping instead.

was the van white with the rear windows knocked out of it and metal panles installed? when i went to luch that fuck was driving down the wash. he looks like a dirty fucker

brngrhd wrote:

was the van white with the rear windows knocked out of it and metal panles installed? when i went to luch that fuck was driving down the wash. he looks like a dirty fucker

Actually..

They drove up right when I was making this thread, I hear..

Them: " hay, hay baby!, hay .."
so I look up, roll down my window and was like "umm yeah, what do you want?"
Them: " what your name baby, I like that hot ride, wanna ride with us?"
Me: "no thanks my cars better"
Them: " aww dont be like that baby, we gots some candy, why can't I has your name?"
Me: "cause I'm not a crack whore, hope you find one though cause I'm sure she'll love your "candy"" window goes up & I book ass outta there before I got a cap inmy ass.

This is why I pack heat - so I can shoot back the next time I'm caught in the middle of a drive-by...

Pontiac hates black people.

This thread kicks ass.

mtperformance wrote:

Pontiac hates black people.

but black people love Pontiacs

DavidESchiller wrote:

mtperformance wrote:

Pontiac hates black people.

but black people love Pontiacs

Its weird I know

Man I loved having my white van with no windows in it. I called it "Surprise sex van"

CrackedHead wrote:

Man I loved having my white van with no windows in it. I called it "Surprise sex van"

It wasn't white, it was red remember...

Oh yeah, well that was the first van you were aware of There were others

CrackedHead wrote:

Oh yeah, well that was the first van you were aware of There were others

Well you were going to show me the other one and.... Oh now I know why I woke up with the smell of chloroform in the morning out in the middle of that field the next day & a weird taste in my mouth, covered in the motor oil. And I never got my god damn candy!

Well a guy can't give away all his secrets

CrackedHead wrote:

Well a guy can't give away all his secrets

sandbagger

IT'S NOT SANGBAGGING IT IS HUSTLING!!!!!