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Fuckin Schiller!!
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|  Subject: I had fun at the grocery store  Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:03 pm | |
| so today I was at the Waunakee Piggly Wiggly grocery store, and I have my hands totally full of stuff when a little kid comes flying around the corner and runs into me and knocks everything out of my hands. I pick it all up and stand up right as the kid's mom finally gets to us and she's young, probably like 22-23 and slutty looking with a pretty nice rack. so anyway she tells the kid who I'm guessing is like 3 or 4 to apologize and he looks at me and goes "daddy!!" and I kinda chuckle and say "I hope not" and all of a sudden this bitch mom's face is bright red and she's like "what the hell is that supposed to mean?" so I'm sitting there trying to think of what to say because obviously she didn't get the joke and before I can even find the words to explain it she winds up and slaps me across the face as hard as she can and grabs the kid's arm and walks away. I have such a way with the ladies. | |
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Honda215
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| Need a moment?
Grab a twix | |
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Disgustang
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| HAHAHAHA dude when she said "what the hell is that supposed to mean" you should have ran with it and said you were both drunk but you thought you pulled out in time or something.... | |
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tim85851
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:13 pm | |
| damn dude. you got fucked. lesson learned. hahaha | |
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Blown91LX
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:14 pm | |
| I wouldve cunt punted her. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| HAHA. way 2 go.  That's f'n funny. |
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tim85851
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:18 pm | |
| - Blown91LX wrote:
- I wouldve cunt punted her.
fuck that...you shoulda done this:  | |
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LLcoolJames
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:18 pm | |
| I love waunakee. Its fun there | |
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408 4 Eye
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:22 pm | |
| You couldnt dodge a smack? LOL | |
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tim85851
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:23 pm | |
| schiller, you sure you didnt cop a feel to get the smackdown from her? haha | |
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Fuckin Schiller!!
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:34 pm | |
| shit I couldn't think to do anything, I was just standing there amazed that that joke sailed right over her head. I didn't see it coming at all lol | |
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Disgustang
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Disgustang
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:40 pm | |
| Should have told her that your calling the cops unless you get a blow job that would have went well i bet | |
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347 LX
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:21 pm | |
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Blown91LX
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Tusk
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:31 pm | |
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MikeyT
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:33 pm | |
| LOL, wow, I thought I had a fucked up day!
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:36 pm | |
| - Fuckin Schiller!! wrote:
- so today I was at the Waunakee Piggly Wiggly grocery store, and I have my hands totally full of stuff when a little kid comes flying around the corner and runs into me and knocks everything out of my hands. I pick it all up and stand up right as the kid's mom finally gets to us and she's young, probably like 22-23 and slutty looking with a pretty nice rack. so anyway she tells the kid who I'm guessing is like 3 or 4 to apologize and he looks at me and goes "daddy!!" and I kinda chuckle and say "I hope not" and all of a sudden this bitch mom's face is bright red and she's like "what the hell is that supposed to mean?" so I'm sitting there trying to think of what to say because obviously she didn't get the joke and before I can even find the words to explain it she winds up and slaps me across the face as hard as she can and grabs the kid's arm and walks away. I have such a way with the ladies.
Well done, young man. I'm so proud of you  |
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Mclovin23
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| i thought this story was gonna end with a tug job in the back ally but this is funnier. | |
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:01 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:16 pm | |
| Damn Schiller thats funny as fuck.. Hahahahha |
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408 4 Eye
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:11 am | |
| - Peaches wrote:
 Win! | |
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240sxguy
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:23 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:16 pm | |
| ^^ +1
Must have been one of the most well earned slaps in the face of your life schiller
Shoulda gotten it on video |
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kong97s14
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| | Subject: Re: I had fun at the grocery store Wed May 11, 2011 6:20 pm | |
| dam man you just made my day with that story lmao  | |
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