**NSFW** My Epic First AutoMotion 2010 By Peaches NOT EVEN CLOSE TO SAFE FOR WORK

I've never been to Automotion, I've never even been to the Dells. We rented an entire house right in the middle of the strip, made a plan and headed up.

A few of us headed up to Culvers in DeForest to meet up and ride out from there.















Leaving Culvers




The house we rented was fucking fantastic. It was directly on the strip, at the entrance of the car show and within walking distance of everything. I could literally sit on the couch in the living room and watch everything going on. These are all taken from the front lawn/patio.








We unpacked, ate some pizza, bought some beer and headed back to the house. Overboosting and his girl, and McLovin went to Marley's while the other 7 or 8 of us were drinking at the house. Four dudes started shit with Logan at Marley's, they were big fucking talk when it was 4 of them and two of us. One text message later and suddenly there were 9 of us and then they just wanted to be friends


CAR SHOW DAY! This was actually the most boring part of the weekend for me, but the Funnel cake was fucking sweet!

As far as scale goes, it was huge. This was just the front lot, there were two more lots beyond this one.



Best in Show! While I was standing there, I heard two or three hillbillys look at this car and say "Oh I guess the cars from Madison are here" ...I guess us city folk just be crazy.





Blah Blah Blah...some cars









I've got a hundred more pictures of show cars, but that's not the real reason anyone goes to Automotion now is it?

Took a break for some racing. Terminator vs Overboosting.....still need a clean race with no passengers.




After the show we were hanging out at the house watching all the cars rolling by and drinking beer when some whores stole
my camera...you will see more of one of them later






Ok, so from here we went to eat more pizza, bought more beer

We had just returned to the house and were about to start drinking when Tim starts asking people if they want to get in on some racing. OF FUCKING COURSE I DO! So me, Tim, Terminator, Franky, 3vs197, LegaSti, StiedVR4guy and some broads roll out. As we drove out to the spot, we realized that the line of cars ahead of us and behind us was so long we could not see either end of it. I'm guessing there were probably 40-50 cars all heading out to the country side in one huge train. We get there, turn around and line the street. Races start immediately! Vette vs Vette, Evo vs Evo, GTO's, GN's, Mustangs, DSM's, Mazda's, Camaro's, Supra's....IT WAS FUCKING EPIC.

Tim raced all three Evo's that were out there and beat everyone of their asses. I raced and fucking raped a Foxbody with Cams and Heads, or maybe cams and headers..I'm not sure. Terminator kicked the dick off a bad ass Grand National on race gas, but got pulled on by a fucking stripped out Camaro running race slicks and full weight reduction. They were sand baggers. Great racing, we represented well and headed home. Video's to come!

Now back at the hotel...keep in mind that we had the prime spot in this hotel complex. It was an entire sweet ass house with a pretty good sized lawn that we were all out drinking on. People just kept rolling by. At one point these two fat tubs of shit, I will call them thing one (red head) and thing two (brunette). They just wandered over and parked themselves in lawn chairs with us and started talking, they were both pretty trashed. Tim invited them in for some shots and it got good from there. When they walked inside I told them if they stole anything I would literally beat the shit out of them. They smiled so I told them no, seriously I will. Thing one had a low cut shirt on and cigarettes stuffed between her tits. I said "oh hey what the fuck is in your shirt", she said "cigarettes" and Mclovin said "yeah and some fat tits too". Her response to this was oh yeah check them out and she pulls them out in the house a few times so everyone could see, but I wasn't ready with the camera. (don't worry, I was ready the next time)

So they both went outside at which point thing one started acting like she was going to puke so I told them to get the fuck away from us and leave, so they did. They were gone maybe two minutes when a bachelorette and one of her brides maids came over asking if someone could take them to Denny's. Tim asked what they were supposed to be, because they were dressed up, when they replied I'm a bachelorette he thought they said she had tourettes haha. Since 3vs197 (Tye) is a gentleman and they said he would get a free meal out of it, he took them.

A few minutes later, the entire bachelorette party showed up, so we took some pictures. Unfortunately I didn't get the chick with the huge tits in the pictures







They left to go do other things. Later we found out that these girls were all out at Marley's dancing on 38394Z28 (PD CHRIS!!) and Overblown.

WARNING...This is about to go downhill quick haha This is very not safe for work or safe for anyone that has had anything to eat in the last 45 minutes.

Thing two returns! She just comes wandering in, sits down and says "Can I have a beer?". I say "hey, when thing one was here she was showing everyone her tits, what about you, do you really want that beer?". Now keep in mind, I was just being a dick and really did not expect to be taken seriously.

Then this happened



I know I know...GROSS!

So we laugh and talk amongst ourselves like WTF is up with this broad? So a few more minutes goes by and she calls me over and says "hey I want another beer, what will it cost me this time?" I told her she had nothing else to offer and that we were running low on beer so that probably wasn't going to happen. Somehow she makes some comment about how she just got done fucking thing one in their room to get her to go to sleep and had to give her a massage and says "here smell my tits". So I do and it smells like some kind of stupid lotion and she says "it tastes good too". I just told her no thanks, not interested and she gets all sad because she apparently thought she was buying another beer with that move, but her currency was waaaay too disgusting to be taken at this store. More back and forth happens with a few people and somehow she decides "hey, I will go take pictures of my friend and bring them back and then get a beer". Fine with me, I just want you to go away for awhile.

I assume she isn't coming back anytime soon, but 5 minutes later this happened





WTF!?!?!

I don't even know what to say or do with this information or who the fuck the other dude is in the picture, but I figure fuck it this will be a good story!

About that time, 38394Z28 (PD CHRIS!!!), Overblown, MileHigh and one of the girls from earlier that stole my camera come back from Marley's. Terminator, Pyrostang, and 3vs197 (Tye) are at the house too.




OHH Heeeey it's PD CHRIS in the puss sack vice!



Tim's not very excited



Whoops, now he's excited haha



At the same time, thing one and thing two came back around and things just got fucking hilarious and weird. I will just let the pictures tell the rest of the story.

I have no idea where the black girl next to Terminator came from, but she ended up creeping around all night cause she was obsessed with PD CHRIS!!!



GROSS! Things are starting to go downhill quick now. Keep in mind, this is happening all out in the open in the parking lot of our hotel. This is the end of my story, the rest will be told in photos. Queue the closing credit music to The Hangover and thank you for reading.

that was the craziest night of my entire life. from the racing to the hot chicks i took to dennys to the ugly bitches showing some crotch to the near fight. EPIC.

I left a lot of pictures out because they were just too vulgar to put up....but seriously HOLY SHIT

shit just post them all!!! haha...its marked NSFW anyways...

Fat ginger bitches are gross!

tim85851 wrote:

shit just post them all!!! haha...its marked NSFW anyways...

I agree.... post 'em up Peter. Dwight filled us in this morning, and his hilarious words alone couldn't possibly do it justice. POST UP!!!

Holy fucking shit! I'm speechless!~

Mike

hahaha i didn't even see what was goin on by times car and i could tell the shit was crazy

1twisted6 wrote:

tim85851 wrote:

shit just post them all!!! haha...its marked NSFW anyways...

I agree.... post 'em up Peter. Dwight filled us in this morning, and his hilarious words alone couldn't possibly do it justice. POST UP!!!

THE PUBLIC HAS SPOKEN!!!!! this weekend will definitely go in the books as one of the craziest of my life..



THING 1


THING 2


Here Overblown is talking the ear off of THING 1 so that she's convinced that she is truly beautiful..


Overblown always gets what he wants..




The Gook is excited as can be because he always wanted a 'FINE PIECE OF ASS' to model on his car!!!!



It took THING 2 about 2 minutes to find her beaver under all that sexyness..



SHE GOT A DONK!!



at the end of the night, We were all just one big Ol' Family...




too bad Overboosting missed out on all the action because he was too busy humping, he told everyone he was sleeping , but here he was caught in the lie..

O... M... G.... I am speechless. Of course, 5 years ago I would've fucked thing 2 and not even felt guilty about it.

bryan was trying lol. ill give him credit though and give alcohol 97% blame for that one.

lol and those are just frankys pics, there was lke three other cameras there

3vs197 wrote:

bryan was trying lol. ill give him credit though and give alcohol 97% blame for that one.

bryan was trying to get both of them to do the most ridiculous things I could think of and get it on camera. there is not enough alcohol on this earth that would allow me to fuck those beasts while still conscious/alive. I would say mission accomplished other then that the pictures I got of one eating the others pussy in their hotel room didn't come out. I have some other good ones though. I am falling asleep while typing this so its going to have to wait till tomorrow boys. overblown out.

ha ha fair enough. i shoulda stuck that busch light can up there.

lol, Damn dude, this was just down the parking lot from me.

PS, i feel sorry for that evo.

man i need a carwash.

tim85851 wrote:

man i need a carwash.

it might help a little bit, but your car is scarred for LIFE..lmao

very true!
franky! post vids of the racing on country roads last night!!!

yea and cory needs to post up all the vids i took with his camera too.

there really is sooooooo much more to all of that...

3vs197 wrote:

yea and cory needs to post up all the vids i took with his camera too.

I posted two of them in this thread of Dwight and Logan racing. I will look for more.

Tiim's Evo vs. several Evo 8's.



Pt. 3 of Tiim's Ass Raping..

^
YEAHHHYUHHH!

Dude, those are great videos!