Sometimes you've just got to jack it. Plus fast Camaro.

I like to read police incident reports when I'm bored. There are always some good gems. People are so fucking crazy.

http://www.cityofmadison.com/incidentReports/incidentDetail.cfm?id=13827


And

http://www.cityofmadison.com/incidentReports/incidentDetail.cfm?id=13855

"For enthusiasts, it was – and still is - a timeless, hot-looking, muscle car classic. With twin rally stripes, a solid V-8, and razor-sharp steering, a four-barrel 1969 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 could, and maybe still can, run the quarter mile in 14.8 seconds at 101 mph. "

wut? Why is that in a police report lol, are these real?

and here I thought I was the only person who masturbated while robbing office buildings.

Looks like I need to get a 69 Camaro so I can go 101 in the 1/4

408 4 Eye wrote:

Looks like I need to get a 69 Camaro so I can go 101 in the 1/4

It's a good start in the right direction anyway.

I want to case the parking lot for that assholes Z28 at farm and fleet now.

wtf was that kid doing jacking off with is "significant cut hand"

stay away from those bath salts kids!

STiedVR4Guy wrote:

wut? Why is that in a police report lol, are these real?

Police Incident Reports

Incidents listed are selected by the Officer In Charge of each shift that may have significant public interest. Incidents listed are not inclusive of all incidents. Requests for information can be directed to the MPD Records Unit @ (608) 266-4075.