ROFLLLLLL please tell me this is a joke.

moparkid wrote:

Yonki is the only Honkey in the club.

Upon further review, Yonki ain't no Honkey.

What we should do is set up some grudge matches. The track at Earlville, IA is about 20 minutes west of Dubuque. The distance is probably pretty even from Iowa City to Earlville as it is from Madison to Earlville.

Then we can hate in person and not over the internet.

I've tried to join. Doesnt seem to be working for me.

i see your talking about the FB page...

yeah it won't let me join either.

I just joined it

Look at there pics on the FB page. The chick in the Monster t-shirt.... The irony is killing me

yeah pretty sure whoever took those night pictures was in the midst of a mild seizure

but the chic in the pink on the other hand id ram it in her

In all seriousness, I'm glad to see a group of people who share a common interest come together like this. I'd much rather see young kids (and old kids like us) doing something with cars or sports as opposed to doing drugs.

However, when they can't spell for shit, it makes it easier to bring the hate.

lol well aren't you captain optimistic... we should give these guys more of a chance and set em up some grudge races with the 608 tunerzzzz

brngrhd wrote:

but the chic in the pink on the other hand id ram it in her

Put it in soft and listen to her ribs crack.

Fuckin Schiller!! wrote:

lol well aren't you captain optimistic... we should give these guys more of a chance and set em up some grudge races with the 608 tunerzzzz

I don't know man, after reading up on how a turbo works, I think they might have some pretty fast cars.

Fuckin Schiller!! wrote:

hell yeah it came stock with an Acura motor. big difference, you know.

Wait I thought acuras came with GM motors !?

Good Lord... what a collection of pissants.

However I did get some AWESOME ideas.

1. I'm gonna wrap the breathers on my Buick with wrist sweatbands.

2. I'm gonna paint the overflow tank on my Civic a cool shade of blue.

3. I'm gonna get some JDM decals for the back window my Silverado.

I can't wait to join.

"deep inside the engine as a Racing Chip witch allows the engine to work ten times as better and tells it that the vehicle should go to the highest performance when racing."



when you press the gas a magical cock extends from the exhaust and gives you 100 more hp

the engine is custom made by Tony. Tony Simply add red colors to his engine as shown in this slide show - custom made engines, just add color.

The Toyota Celica is the year 1994-5 and has Two cooler intake - wat?

In the trunk area, there are 2 15" KICKERS That is Powered by an MTX Audio AMP and another Amp of some sort and all of it is powered by a separate Battery in the trunk, cool right, aint no body gana beat his sound system. - Nope... No one will beat it.

Davids honda is one of the fastest car and is the creator of this JDM IOWA CITY CAR CLUB and was responsible of everything in it. - Good now we know who to hate the most.

Mmmmmmmmmm headder raping... so many holes.

Oh my.....

Oh this utterly fucking brilliant!

I love this quote

" This chevy cobalt is all red with a pattern of black on it such as black and red rims, smoked tail lights and body kit. red interior and touch screen CD player with a custom steering wheel and leather racing seats. Carbon fiber spoiler and exhaust tip and the car is super charged.
I don't know much about this guy's car because i only saw him once in the car club. The car is really fast and is part of the JDM Iowa City Car Club."


What exactly are the social parameters of a car club to this guy? Mods?.....color?..... location? Scientific proof gravity works? I would think knowing who owns the car might be important to the car club.

Mike

lol I have to thank Megan for somehow finding this site, this is some of the best entertainment we've had on here in a good long while.

megan who? post tits or get out

lol she doesn't have any

ok then post her nipples we will still take a look.

Fuckin Schiller!! wrote:

lol she doesn't have any

hahaah ouch...

moparkid wrote:

If I was a member of that club, my profile picture would have to be me hanging by the rafters with an extention cord noosed around my neck.

but you would still have to be throwing some iowa gang sign. lol