Pontiac

I know who you are.
I know where u work.
I know what u did last night........
Bought stuff for a gulf.....

and to think Blackout called me a creeper...

Lmao, creeper
Wait.... How did you know I bought stuff for my Golf last night unless you were following me around.. Oh god, that means you know where I live too? Nothings sacred anymore..

Oh no. I'm not staking u. I just connected the dots.
U work at autozone. Iv been in there b4. U bought the parts from my buddy
He said u own a gto gulf and a grandprix. Then I realized its u.

89ChevondaSI wrote:

Oh no. I'm not staking u. I just connected the dots.
U work at autozone. Iv been in there b4. U bought the parts from my buddy
He said u own a gto gulf and a grandprix. Then I realized its u.

Wasn't me. You know how I know? Cause I don't work at Autozone & I don't own a Grand prix

Advanced and a grand am.
WHATEVER

i get the two mixed up all the time.

Damnit, yeah it was me. Trans went on the Golf a couple weeks back so I bought your buddys manual trans & swapping them out. Miss driving the little bastard, it got 35+ miles to the gallon & its a fun little car as a dd. Freakin love the Grand Am but it only gets 20mpg & with gas prices going up, 35+ seems better then 20 lol. That & I'm terrified of hitting a deer or something now that GA is near mint condition again.

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

overblown wrote:

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

You too !

Ahaha....





You wish :p

I'm still trying to get that smell out of my mattress....

I'm still trying to get that blowjob

overblown wrote:

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

Spotted: your dignity swirling gracefully around the toilet bowl.

moparkid wrote:

I'm still trying to get that smell out of my mattress....

Taking showers might help, you should try that option first

Peaches wrote:

overblown wrote:

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

Spotted: your dignity swirling gracefully around the toilet bowl.

No that would be his sperm after jacking off to his loneliness at night

Pontiac wrote:

moparkid wrote:

I'm still trying to get that smell out of my mattress....

Taking showers might help, you should try that option first

No, that smell isn't B.O. Its like its the combination of pre-menstrual pussy and cat piss, with a hint of motor oil.

moparkid wrote:

Pontiac wrote:

moparkid wrote:

I'm still trying to get that smell out of my mattress....

Taking showers might help, you should try that option first

No, that smell isn't B.O. Its like its the combination of pre-menstrual pussy and cat piss, with a hint of motor oil.

You should probably get that checked out then if your bed smells like that dude. Sorry to hear. You might wanna go see a doctor.

moparkid wrote:

Pontiac wrote:

moparkid wrote:

I'm still trying to get that smell out of my mattress....

Taking showers might help, you should try that option first

No, that smell isn't B.O. Its like its the combination of pre-menstrual pussy and cat piss, with a hint of motor oil.

You forgot the hint of Vagisil too!

this turned out to be quite the spotting. lol haha

89ChevondaSI wrote:

this turned out to be quite the spotting

lol

Peaches wrote:

overblown wrote:

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

Spotted: your dignity swirling gracefully around the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't disrespect true love.

This thread = Amusing

overblown wrote:

Peaches wrote:

overblown wrote:

Spotted: pontiac in my bed. No joke. Much respect.

Spotted: your dignity swirling gracefully around the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't disrespect true love.

Yay I'm loved.. I'm never loved. I should mark this in my calender so I can look back on this day and be.. "I wonder if I've ever been loved? Wait.. Yep, there it is"

im pretty sure when he says he loves you that just means he wants to ram it in your ass.

brngrhd wrote:

im pretty sure when he says he loves you that just means he wants to ram it in your ass.

false. I don't love her and I would ram it in her ass.